Holy cats, this is like all my wildest dreams rolled into one: a tiny, nookish home built inside a boat – but on land – or, rather ON TOP OF A BUILDING in London, ON THE SOUTH BANK!

Good thing I didn’t know about this on my recent trip. I would have maxed out my credit card buying single-night stays (plus the requisite disguises so whomever rents out the room thought it was a different guest every night.) One of the disguises would have to be Lou Reed (which, weirdly, I already own – don’t ask) since Laurie Anderson apparently played in the Room in March.